what if loki doesn’t wear clothes and he just like wishes his clothes onto his body but they’re illusions so he’s perpetually naked
what if loki just wears footie pajamas all the time but nobody can tell because his clothes are illusions
buy me a dainty and simple necklace and i will wear it every single day just as i wear your heart next to mine
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Word of advice, please do not ever tell a girl she is the following;
a waste of space
unworthy of anyone’s time
better off dead
an attention seeker
Because one day she might believe you, just like I believed you all when you let these words fall from your mouth/fingers against a keyboard, in a pitiful attempt to vent your frustrations or to gain some role of authority over me. Your words are the only voice that surround my thoughts.
I have never been so ill in my entire life, I am dying.
& I hope it was worth it.
This is so powerful.
Never again. Never, ever again.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another